The next time a guy complains about being friendzoned, send him this picture.

this is the sort of web content i am looking to see every day


Drake during the scene in anaconda 



Don’t compare a Quinceañera to a Sweet 16. Ever. They’re not the same thing. They don’t have the same meaning. One is about culture, tradition, history and growth. The other is about throwing an expensive party and crying if your mommy and daddy don’t buy you a car.

I only listen to REAL music
― Some boring ass nerd (via vodkaflavoredkiss)

(Source: jadethemerman)



i couldnt find my headphones and its late at night
solution: get a stethoscope and put it up to the speaker with the computer on low volume

if i cant find my headphones what makes you think im going to find a stethoscope just lying around